Thursday, July 26, 2001

*walks down street, comes across Zim and Dib* What in the world is that?!

Wednesday, July 25, 2001

*continues playing game*
duh, I'm in...the zone *continues playing game*
*continues playing game* you can

Tuesday, July 24, 2001

*continues playing game*
*continues playing game*
*contiues playing game*
*continues playing game*
don't bother me Dib, I'm in...the zone
I'm sure you do *plays game*
arg
*sighs* maybe
sounds too...happy...you can make them
yeah, you should
what kind?
uh...no thanks
*arrives home*
*walks home*
*walks away playing game*
Bye
I don't think anyone's home Dib...I'm leaving
*arrives at Zim's house*
*follows while playing game*
Oh well, I guess I'll come, but I'm still bringing my game slave.
He went home.
excuse me, if it weren't for my expert gaming ability you would have lost that game against Zim
*goes inside* I'll just play my Game Slave
duh
oh, great
Excuse me, how is this my fault? If it weren't for me you would still be out there burning!
Hey, dad that's not fair, all I tried to do was help
hey, I put the fire out
I was just an innocent by-stander
I had nothing to do with the airplane
I was trying to help him put out the fire that HE started.
*underbreath* hee hee
*stops spraying Dib*
*keeps spraying Dib*
fine *gets hose, sprays dib*
*reaches in pocket* here, want a match
*gets a glass of water, splashes it on Dib*
Dib, what are you doing?

Monday, July 23, 2001

Zim, I thought you read the directions
ZIM!!!!!
hey, that was mine!!!!!
whose car is it?
what?
make me able to destroy you two
arg
ZIM, you're ruining the game
did you write on your card?!
yeah Zim, you have to go with whats on your card
haha, I'm a rock star
*spins, moves car, etc.*
me next
I guess so
did you finish the instructions?
STOP, just read so we can play
yeah
*takes the cars, puts them where they are supposed to be*
noooooo
here *hands Zim the instuctions* read these
I'm not using THOSE bills anymore
ew
Zim do you even know how to play?
we haven't even started zim
puts car on board
puts girl in car
takes black car
arg, I want black
I feel like showing a little emotion today
yay, life
sheesh
you guys settle down
Dib, why are you laughing?
what?
*eats pizza and drinks soda*
arg
so that's what you are
What is wrong with you guys?
*eats pizza and drinks soda*
*under breath* oh no
*gives Zim a piece, gives Dib a couple pieces, and gets a couple for herself*
I guess you do
*pizza finishes* do you want any Dib?
you might want to wait 'till it's warmed up
arg, fine, I'm hungry anyways *fixes pizza*
excuse me!!!!!
this isn't a pizza parlor ya know
*drinks her own soda*
You tell me
Go!
Go have dad take you to the hospital...again
have you not done enough to him today?! not that I don't want his life to be miserable, but still
What are you doing??????!!!!!!!!!
*pulls Zim up to her room*
*they all go upstairs*
fine *hands over soda to Zim* now come inside and "play nice," or whatever
*stands between them* STOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY, STOP!!!!!!!!!
*tries to take them upstairs*
quick, you guys, get inside before Dad see's you fighting
haven't you guys caused enough damage for one day?
*to Dib* he wants my soda
you want my soda?
whatever...what do you want?
What did you do THIS time?
Because I'm drinking out of it, that's why.
You have detention too, what are you doing here?
*see's his gaze go down* not for you *pulls soda away*
arg, *goes down stairs, looks through peep hole, sees Zim* what now? *opens door*
*goes up to room, drinks more soda*
*arrives home and drinks soda*
*stops by detention* Dib, I'm leaving without you, just so you know. Bye *goes home*

Sunday, July 22, 2001

*disappears...back to house*
haha
don't do it!
that's not very nice
hey!
what freaks
ew, ew, ew
ew
*spits*
EEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! get away from me!!!!!!
you know, you really ought to plan these out better
*to Zim* what...did your little plan backfire?
oh, gosh, they are acting sooo dumb
*to Zim* ever heard of...a napkin
oh gosh
*to Zim* they are so wacked, what did you do?!
*to Zim* hey...that's what I said
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
I knew it, you did *to Zim*
*to Zim* did you do that to him?
*to Dib* spaz
so there
well for your information I wasn't
what, do you think I was born yesterday?
I brought my own *takes out and drinks her own soda*
Like I'm gonna trust you
*dances a little*
ya, know, I could have just used the door
Let me in!!!!!!!
*rings door bell*
*goes to Zim's*
ok, I guess, I'll be right over
*to Dib*
why?
*gets another soda*
*to self* I wonder if I should go over there to see how Dib is doing...Nah! It's nice not having him around. *drinks more soda*
*to self* I wonder how Dib is doin? Ooh! Maybe he's dead! Nah, my luck isn't that good. But hopefully. Oh well. *Drinks soda*
*turns tv off, gets another soda*
*turns on tv*
*drinks a soda*
*arrives home, sighs* ahh, revenge is sweet
*runs out front door, makes a run for it, doesn't help Dib, just runs back to her house as fast as possible*
*spots the refrigerator, opens it* what weird food *steals all food, puts it in a bag*
Aaahhhhhhh...runs into Zim's house
hmm... *to self* how can I get in???
arrives at Zim's house
*approaches Zim's house* Ohh *in a disappointed depressing tone*
what is all that blasting?
*heads towards music (Zim's house), gasps, says to self while walking down street* I know!!! I'll...wait, I don't want anyone to here my plan
I'll go check it out, maybe a plan will show it self...
where's that music coming from?
I have to think of a plan...hmmmmmmm....
hhmmmmmmmmm......
hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........
hhmmmmmmm...
*flops down on bed to think*
Hey, wait a minute...they both want to destroy each other, so if I destroyed both of them...arg, what am I doing, I'm not going to get involved in their foolish little battle, I just have to get back at Zim for stealing my soda.
Hmmmmmmmm.............
Hmmm, what can I do.....?
*Dib says, "Ok, come on Gir. Lets bake!"*
*Dib says, "Yeah! We can make a cake...but I doubt if Zim wants me in his house."*
*Dib replies, "I came to do something with you."*
*Dib says, "Oh thank goodness, Gir. Zim almost got me."*
*Dib says, "Giiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr, hhhhheeeeeeelllllllppppppp mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*
*Dib gets hit, screams...Ahhhh*
*to herself, since no one is home* hmm, how can I destroy Zim without helping Dib? hmm... *thinks*
*Dib comes to door of Zim's house, rings door bell*
*goes down stairs; Dib comes into house...to Dib* Darn, you're back *Dib decides to go to Zim's house and hang out with Gir*
*to herself* but I can't try to use any of stupid Dib's plans, I have to come up with my own...but wait in the process of that I might accidentally be helping Dib...arg...hopefully I can come up with something *drinks a soda*
*in her room; to herself* Zim took my soda...he will pay!!! *angrily*

Saturday, July 21, 2001

Bye!!!!
Bye dufus
arg, he's gone. I'm going home Dib. I guess this is what I get for actually going along with one of your plans
no *angrily*
but then, I never do anything enjoyable anyway
I never knew something enjoyable could happen with you around, Dib
whoooooo
wait...I saw a flaming butt go down that alley in the distance...let's ride!!!!!!
you bet I can
but you're ok right now because you're helping me get Zim
you have no brain *uses hand movements* you make no sense...you're crazy
I don't get you
He will pay *menacingly*
ok, I guess, he did take my soda
ew
ARG
Zim!!!! Get back here
*runs out door* Zim, if you want to keep all your limbs, you will bring back my food, and you will bring it back now! *yells threateningly*
whatever Zim *no emotion, goes back to eating food and drinking soda*
*no emotion*
are you getting lunch here too?
hey zim
*gets lunch* mmmmmmmm *boringly*
*opens and drinks one, outside the store*
*gets soda's*
*goes to store*
*was already gone, didn't hear moose thing*
*comes down stairs* I'm gonna go get more soda, bye dork *leaves*

Friday, July 20, 2001

where? *duh, no emotion*
of course *no emotion*
*sits down in front of tv with dad*
why not *no emotion*
watch what (in a depressed tone)
*makes an annoyed noise and goes down stairs*
*comes out of room, sees Dib* what are you doing? (in a depressing tone)